Tag: silly
member name: Terry S.
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January 11, 2007 08:35 AM EST --
Any day without sunshine
is probably just night
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December 06, 2006 09:47 PM EST --
Do you pull off the wrapping or rip
Shred the bow, break the tape, or just snip
It's the gift that's inside
That is your big surprize
Unscrew the old cap, take a sip!
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December 11, 2006 02:19 PM EST --
It's smart not to speak to the matter
"Does wearing this dress make me fatter?"
I have no replys
I know that is wise
Last time my head wound up flatter
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January 09, 2007 01:15 PM EST --
He wasn't sure,
And things turned over in his mind.
Was this the best cure?
He wanted to feel fine.
Deciding to go on
Might be the best course yet.
For this was not a con
Nor a ruse . . .
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December 07, 2006 08:08 AM EST --
I haven't a clue what to do.
There are limericks stuck in my shoe.
They grind like a corn,
I am really forlorn.
Woops! There's another for you.
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December 07, 2006 04:48 PM EST --
I clicked the right link and it goes
The page I did pick starts to show
I've checked other sites
They load at full might
When at Gather I'm Gathering SLOW
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December 08, 2006 08:22 AM EST --
This one rushed into my head faster than I could get back to the keyboard to type it out
I hadn't a date for the Prom
I asked - I asked and got none
So I got a six pack
And drank it . . .
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December 08, 2006 02:53 PM EST --
Maybe, just maybe I shouldn't tell this story. I haven't asked my wife. But she is sort of used to be called Chicken. Oh, not because she is scared like one. And certainly I don't call . . .
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December 13, 2006 09:05 AM EST --
Some time ago I began the taking responsibility for doing the family laundry. I was reluctant at first. You see no one likes venturing into unchartered waters. There were some things for which I had . . .
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January 12, 2007 11:23 AM EST --
Geometrical
Polyunsaturated
Hippopotamus
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January 12, 2007 04:21 PM EST --
Please have no fear
For the weekend is here
Don't make a mess
And please no excess
Right now I think
It's time for a drink
So here is my cheer
Let's open this beer
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January 25, 2007 09:43 PM EST --
This is an ode to my dearest wife!! And this is a true story er poem uh verse
My name is not Earl
But my Daddy's name is Earl
My name is not Earl
But my Daddy's Daddy's name . . .
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December 11, 2006 03:10 PM EST --
Joe's house was so full of brown mice
He asked a good friend for advice
Go get a big gun
And shoot them for fun
Now his home must be fixed for a price
His friends were . . .
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December 29, 2006 04:45 PM EST --
I wrote this poem at the ripe old age of thirteen. It was an assignment for 7th grade English. At the time The Beatles had already hit it big and you were nobody if you weren't wearing your . . .
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December 27, 2006 10:33 PM EST --
For the New Year I have pondered and considered and sought deep guidance. It is with joy, love fear, consternation and loathing that I leave you this list.
In 2007:
A Blonde starlet will be . . .
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January 11, 2007 11:04 AM EST --
You're not sure what it's all about?
But I know why it's done
I wear my sweatshirts inside out
For me its more than fun
In school so many years ago
It was the cool thing to . . .
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