Tag: funny
member name: Terry S.
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December 12, 2006 05:23 PM EST --
From a recent email:
deer santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career . . .
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January 11, 2007 07:09 PM EST --
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx~
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December 06, 2006 09:28 AM EST --
Computer technicians fix stuff
That puts many a user to huff
I clicked on the darn thing
but it only says ding
So help me before I get rough
Try the Rhyming Dictionary here
. . .
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January 11, 2007 08:35 AM EST --
Any day without sunshine
is probably just night
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December 06, 2006 09:47 PM EST --
Do you pull off the wrapping or rip
Shred the bow, break the tape, or just snip
It's the gift that's inside
That is your big surprize
Unscrew the old cap, take a sip!
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December 11, 2006 02:19 PM EST --
It's smart not to speak to the matter
"Does wearing this dress make me fatter?"
I have no replys
I know that is wise
Last time my head wound up flatter
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January 09, 2007 01:15 PM EST --
He wasn't sure,
And things turned over in his mind.
Was this the best cure?
He wanted to feel fine.
Deciding to go on
Might be the best course yet.
For this was not a con
Nor a ruse . . .
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December 06, 2006 05:58 PM EST --
My Father in law has a big 24' pontoon boat. it is a lot of fun to fish from. But it doesn't fit well into the back coves and bays.
So my Brother in law and I made a 10' pontoon . . .
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December 07, 2006 08:08 AM EST --
I haven't a clue what to do.
There are limericks stuck in my shoe.
They grind like a corn,
I am really forlorn.
Woops! There's another for you.
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December 07, 2006 04:48 PM EST --
I clicked the right link and it goes
The page I did pick starts to show
I've checked other sites
They load at full might
When at Gather I'm Gathering SLOW
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December 08, 2006 08:22 AM EST --
This one rushed into my head faster than I could get back to the keyboard to type it out
I hadn't a date for the Prom
I asked - I asked and got none
So I got a six pack
And drank it . . .
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December 08, 2006 02:53 PM EST --
Maybe, just maybe I shouldn't tell this story. I haven't asked my wife. But she is sort of used to be called Chicken. Oh, not because she is scared like one. And certainly I don't call . . .
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December 13, 2006 09:05 AM EST --
Some time ago I began the taking responsibility for doing the family laundry. I was reluctant at first. You see no one likes venturing into unchartered waters. There were some things for which I had . . .
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January 12, 2007 11:23 AM EST --
Geometrical
Polyunsaturated
Hippopotamus
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January 12, 2007 04:21 PM EST --
Please have no fear
For the weekend is here
Don't make a mess
And please no excess
Right now I think
It's time for a drink
So here is my cheer
Let's open this beer
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January 25, 2007 09:43 PM EST --
This is an ode to my dearest wife!! And this is a true story er poem uh verse
My name is not Earl
But my Daddy's name is Earl
My name is not Earl
But my Daddy's Daddy's name . . .
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December 11, 2006 03:10 PM EST --
Joe's house was so full of brown mice
He asked a good friend for advice
Go get a big gun
And shoot them for fun
Now his home must be fixed for a price
His friends were . . .
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November 28, 2006 04:28 PM EST --
The girl at the counter said "I want to remind you now, when you ask for your coffee, tea or soft drinks that you tell the counter person that it is a Senior Drink." I am sure I had a puzzled . . .
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December 19, 2006 07:27 PM EST --
These are the words to a country song I wrote many years ago. You may have heard it on the radio. And if you did, then someone stole it from me because its never been recorded. But I think it should be. . . .
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December 29, 2006 04:45 PM EST --
I wrote this poem at the ripe old age of thirteen. It was an assignment for 7th grade English. At the time The Beatles had already hit it big and you were nobody if you weren't wearing your . . .
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